Imagine Quark and Dio switching personalities
how about faces, too?
Oh hats works too :3
YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL
*stares out the window* when will my meds return from war
you were going to ride a dragon in a bicycle race while carrying two un-lided cups of soda and ten pounds of water
THEN AT SOME POINT I NOTICED SOMETHING IN THE FUCKING SKY AND IT WAS A GROUP OF FOUR BICYCLES ALL JOINED AT THE WHEEL AND THEY WERE FLYING IN THE AIR LIKE A FUCKING HELICOPTOR
THEN ON THE DAY OF THE RACE FOR SOME REASON EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A SWELL IDEA TO COMBINE THEIR BIKES WITH SOMEONE ELSES SO THERE WERE TEAMS OF PEOPLE RIDING BIKES WITH ANOTHER BIKE ON TOP AND FOR SOME REASON THEY DIDNT KNOW HOW TO BRAKE SO WE ALL BOWLED THROUGH A CROWD OF SCHOOLCHILDREN
LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM WHERE I WAS GONNA RIDE A BIKE IN A RACE SO THE NIGHT BEFORE I DECIDED TO PACK AND PUT TWO CUPS OF SODA WITHOUT LIDS IN MY BACKPACK ALONG WITH LIKE TEN POUNDS OF WATER AND I WENT TO GO GET MY BICYCLE BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT IT WOULD BE A BETTER IDEA TO //PACK MY FUCKING DRAGON INSTEAD//
I WAS GONNA RIDE A DRAGON IN A BICYCLE RACE
once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms
i cant handle this doujin
Mighty dragons need lots of fuel.
this is actually really funny because i literally just finished the entire bowl and i could go for seconds
IM NOT GONNA LIE WHEN I SAW “EDIBLE TAXIDERMY” I THOUGHT PPL WERE ACTUALLY EATING TAXIDERMY PIECES
tries to explain to mom and adrian how someone acting a certain way doesn’t mean they’re acting like a “boy” or a “girl”
"i also hate girly girls i am so glad you and ashley aren’t girly girls"
yam of the court